What To Do If A Guy Wants to Chat with you on line?

FaceBook Chat Pop Up = Sex-mistry!

Some of the single girls wanted to know what to do with pop up chats on their social websites, like facebook.
First of all the person who pops up probably likes you sexually. Which means what you look like to the lower area of the opposite sex is very stimulated. You know what I mean....
So, if the person (guy) has never spoken to you before through a comment or message just know its probably a quick, easy fix for someone to try to hook you in to a easy tryst.
So don't be surprised if the chat goes in the direction of "sex". Don't expect a date out of it. Don't expect a relationship out of it. Don't expect a nice, respectful type of guy to come out of pop up chats. They usually start with "Hey" or "Hey Babe".
Are you suppose to chat back? Not if it starts with "sexemestry" type of words or conversation.
Even if it starts out, "What are you doing?" = really means bring on the sexual conversation so I can be turned on by you.
If that is exciting for you go for it. If you are looking for a nice person to date then test the chat out to see if he will ask you out on a date. If the conversation is just cheeky, wicked fun then you are most likely one of several fish in the sea (girls on facebook) that he is trying to have a sexual encounter with. Either by flirty words, chat interaction and eventually get you into a easy, quick hook up.
Demand more for yourself. Even if the guy is hot, cute, young or a model, test him to see if he is really a friend or wants to be facebook "friend with benefits". Even on line, chats are friends with benefits. Typing is a sexual flirtation and turn on in these modern times.
So be safe on the Internet and still keep friends friends and "sexmistry" a safe distance. You don't have to add or answer everybody. If they speak to you in a polite, respectful manner then you can reply. After all, Mr. Right would do this to you so why would you let Mr. Wrong bug you like this.
Cheers,
Tulip, Teasley and Tea-Cup

10 Make Over Dating Tips

10 Quick and Easy Dating Tips

Alright you singletons here are the easy dating tips.

1. Get a big dog. Cute guys always have a big dog and you want play dates. And "not"

mini-me dog purse accessory.

2. Wear long hair extensions. He needs a vision of beauty like in his dreams and Play mate magazine he "reads".

3. Wear heels. They make you taller and thinner.

4. Spray tan Stay visible for all cute guys to find his Greek Goddess.

5. Go to gym in best looking short dress. You are not really there to sweat are you?

6. Go to dingy sports bar. A guy loves local, dark and low key drinking spots.

7. Get some balls. Bump into anyone you like and say, "Oh, I am sorry. Are you okay? Throw in

Hi I ....and start conversation. Guys have wing men who help them meet girls. It's

your turn to be crafty to meet your "guy"!! If not it will be a missed connection.

8. Join group: church, school, travel club, tennis club, boating, hiking, reading club, film club

acting classes, cooking class, shop, etc.

9. Make friends with girls with lots of brothers or with lots of guy friends. You always end up

with someone who your friends knows. It's all fair in love & war.

10. Move to area where type of guys are that you like. Location, location, location.

Just like a shop. You need to be visible to be "bought" or found.

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10 Signs He's Mr. Wrong.

How to Spot Mr. Wrong.

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It's been months probably years since you had a boyfriend. So, put on your x-ray glasses to detect Mr. Wrong from Mr. Right. Don't worry most singleton's go through this phase.

1. He visits you in the wee hours of the morning. You take this 2 a.m. call, like there is a fire and rescue him by letting him come over to your dry place. The only fire to be put out is your passion for him!

2. He comes and goes like a pirate on the high seas. He is like a magician, now you see him and now you don't. The first act is his art of seduction. You are lured in by his piercing blue eyes and his strong embrace. The feel of his silky hair on your finger tips sends goose bumps through your body. He kisses you passionately and tosses you firmly in the sheets. He makes you forget that his ship is setting sail for Treasure Island in the morning.

3. Your dating consists of going only to Cafe Breakfast in Bed. This guy always takes you to the hottest spot in town, his bed. Sure you love hot spots and enjoy them. But variety is the key to life such as being seen in public with your date! If he doesn't take you out by asking you in advance-Houston we have a problem. If you haven't trained your guy right from the first date then you are doomed to get on this roller coaster ride to no where.

4. He is Mr. Late Night Caller. Your relationship consists of calls in the middle of night where he tells you about the great time he had out with other people. You actually listen to what he did and where he went. You become a news reporter who is investigating the story of "What Happened to my boyfriend?" You learn the scoop: he's having a good time without you. You're not even a part of his life except for sexual encounters of the 3rd kind. The wrong kind.

5. He Chats with you at social networks as oppose to calling like a gentleman. Who put a sign on your door "open late night" for business? If he can't call and speak to you in person he's not interested. But, if he can easily get you to become a pop tart by popping over to his place at the spur of the moment with a ** facebook chat**-he isn't*, Mr. Right. Sure you had sexccess but single-ville is your new website address.

6. He lets you do all the work. You call him and you make dinner. You even bought him a great new shirt. Do you feel tired, listless or unpopular? You just might want to take a dose of "He's Mr. Wrong" cough syrup.

7. You keep in contact with him. You wish him happy birthday, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Washington's Birthday, Happy Labor Day and Happy Remember Her day. Does he even respond? But, the ever hopeful you continues on the trail of bread crumbs he leaves behind. (you)

8. He speaks to you like a buddy. If he isn't calling you his girlfriend then you are not. If he talks to you like one of his boys then don't expect to be Mrs. Right. Whens the last time he called to say he misses you? I love you? Ok don't cry all single girls find themselves in the dug out. Even baseball hall of fame players strike out 3-4 times before they can get a home run. You got to step up to the plate to win. But, know this guy is a strike!

9. He doesn't pay for you or buy you things. If you are the one buying breakfast, lunch or dinner all the time-- guess what? You have a friend with benefits but not Mr.Right. Sure you can go Dutch or treat. But when a guy loves you he cares about you and wants to take care of you. Not the other way around. Let love treat you right. You deserve it. If he is bringing you flowers or jewelry you know by his actions that you are special. Words do not do anything but fill up a hot air balloon.

10.He keeps you around but doesn't give you a ring.You could be dating or living with this guy for five years and no ring. You are wasting your time and missing opportunities for Mr. Marriage. This guy is Mr. No Commit . Do you know if haven't trained this guy right -- he will most likely to keep things just as they are. But, the next girl who comes along who knows how to train him usually gets the ring by the first year. Why? because you accepted less than you deserve. You got to keep your standards and demand love for yourself. So, by not allowing #1, #3,or #7 to happen you will be well on your way to love.

A toast to single-hood until Mr. Right arrives.

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When People Set You Up On Blind Dates...

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You must have a hidden little black book which you pull out for special occasions--just like this!

Turn to chapter 11

What To Do When Married People Want To Set You Up On A Blind Date!

After reading the chapter, take a swig of a dry martini to calm your nerves. The cool sip of vodka will ease the hurtful feelings that the married people impose upon you. You know how they make you feel you are an outcast just because you are single! Don't these married people know they've taken "all" the good guys, hot guys, rich guys,normal guys, respectful guys, decent guys and marrying guys! Whose left? So arm yourself with this black book & fuel to help you get out of this new blind date set up! Do one or more of the following:

1. Tell them you have to go out of town. Remember if your friends start to say, "He's really nice." Blurt out, "I'm going out of town!" You don't need to be specific and tell them how long you'll be gone. But it is truthful that going to Santa Monica from Los Angeles is out of town. And Queens is out of town from the Upper West Side and so on and so forth.

2. Start coughing and wheezing and mention that you might have caught the bug going around that was on the news. (There is always some new highly contagious bug going around on the news)

3. Ask her your married friend would she sleep with the guy! If she gives you the face that screams no-- run! You might want to drink a couple of martini's first before you ask this question.

4. Inform your married friend who is setting you up with "their nice" friend that you have been invited to Brad Pitt's charity party. They wouldn't want to be responsible for a. Brad Pitt falling in love with you or b. Brad Pitt adopting you. (after all suddenly becoming rich has benefits as they are your best "married" friends who should not interfere with this opportunity!)

5. Your dog is lost and you must find him.

6. You've met the guy of your dreams and he'll be jealous. (Hey, you had a dream of a guy so just because he hasn't manifested yet doesn't mean he doesn't exist! And your dream guy would not want you to go on this miserable blind date. But he definitely would not be jealous.

7.Since no one will believe #6 say #7. Tell your married friends that you have been set up by your other married friends so you wouldn't want to waste this potential bachelor until a later date. (A much later date as in never!) ***Toast to success at this point if you are free and single.**

8. You won a cruise to the South of France and want to know if they can come for a month. (No one can take off for 1 month at the spur of the moment so you'll be free of date interference for 1 month)

9. You are being approached for a reality show about being single so your contract says you need to be single. (Believable as everyone and their mother have a reality show now!)

10. Your book publisher of "The Single Girl Handbook" demands you stay single for a year to write a sequel help all the singletons get through the single years. What would they do if you were happily married. You'd forget to ease their pain and make them laugh. Fans are loyal, sweet and have been with you all these years. Your friends should have tears in their eyes and you should win an academy award and be home sweet single home!

A toast to the single life until Mr. Right comes along!